Monday, October 15, 2007

First Canuck Game of the Season...

Going to my first Canuck game of the season versus the San Jose Sharks. I really am onboard with this version of the Canucks, but really it is about one thing for me: I will be cheering for the Canucks on their run to capture Lord Stanley's Cup.

I know good things are in store for us considering we have such a high caliber goaltender. Now if Markus and Brenda can keep up their production we will be in good shape.

Everything is coming up rosy for the Canucks this season. Heck, even those ugly jerseys of theirs are growing on me. Maybe I will try to shoplift one tonight from the team store.

Watch for me on Sportsnet. I will be the only Asian in the crowd with a large head.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Radiohead...

Unless you have been sleeping in a digital cave, you are all aware that Radiohead released a new album online that YOU, the paying customer, can name your own price for.

I paid 5 pounds for mine. You can be a real cheap bastard and pay "Zero". One friend of mine paid 1 pound which I thought to be too cheap. Don't be that guy.

I am a huge Radiohead fan, and so far the album has a lot of mellow tracks. It is not my favourite album, but it is growing on me with every listen. These guys are still the best out there.

Personally before this album:

1) The Bends: Their most "poppiest" album. It truly rocks out.
2) OK Computer: "Paranoid Android" The Led Zepplin "Stairway to Heaven" of the 90s. One of the few albums that I can listen through its entirety (Weezer's Pinkerton included).
3) Kid A: "How to Disappear Completely" lifts my spirits every time when the strings go into chaos and then Thom's voice breaks through.
4) Tie between Hail to the Thief and Amnesiac: Both albums feature some great songs: "2+2 =5" is one of my favourite tracks of all time and tracks like "Spinning Plates" show the talented nature of Radiohead... I find an immense suspense in that track.
5) Pablo Honey: I know a lot of people like this album (see Little Buddy), but in grade 12, I got so sick and tired of "Creep" that I couldn't even begin to give the rest of an album a whirl.

I wish Radiohead would come back to Vancouver soon. They haven't been here since the magical night at UBC where REM played the night before and Thom Yorke actually joined REM on stage for "Shiny Happy People" and I could have seen this for free if only my good friend Kavie Toor and spoken up quicker and snagged the tickets this promotions girl was trying to give away and Kavie knew her but he was too slow and some other guy beside us said "I will take them" and he most certainly did take those four free tickets.

But I don't hold that against my friend. No way. I am above that.

Radiohead is one of the best bands live. I have seen them four times and each show was a musical masterpiece. Do not hesitate to see them live. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Werd.

So hard to vie for my attention...

There is so much stuff that I am trying to do these days that I find myself wondering "What if I had kids?". After all, I am at the age where I probably should have one or two little ones. If I did have a family, I don't know where I would find the time to do so many of the extracurricular things that I do right now.

Take for instance my love for hockey. I am playing ice hockey twice a week. Every Tuesdays after school, I play with a bunch of Burnaby teachers out at lovely Bill Copeland Arena, home of the Burnaby Express (Kyle Turiste!). The ice is magnificent.

I also play with a bunch of guys on a team called Motown Friendship Tour (don't ask). Check us out at www.ice604.com. It was very satisfying setting up Duncan Barber for the game winning overtime goal in our last game. I always chuckle when I think of grown men celebrating like little kids over a victory in a beer league hockey game.

I also have been very occupied with a NFL Survivor Pool. My friend, Bryan Chi and two of his coworkers have entered two teams into this HUGE massive pool out in the East. Over 6000 teams with the winner taking it all. The premise is simple. Pick one team to win every week. If you are right, you move on. If you are wrong you are out. We have survived Week 6 and there are 1300 teams left. This may not sound exciting, but for me it certainly has put a charge into my Sundays. So sad.

Along with coaching volleyball, playing curling, hockey twice a week, my masters, and my teaching gig, I am acutely aware that I would not be able to do all this if I had children. Add in my TV viewing, and time becomes real precious to me. Which may explayin why I am fed up with some shows that are wasting my time.

That's right Grey's Anatomy. I am talking about you. This show is a complete mess right now. I know I knock it every week, but I get completely flustered with what it has become. Somehow the writers have to get away from this George-Izzie storyline. For Izzie to look right at George and say what she was thankful for in terms of what the old man made her realize. How awkward is that?

There is very little humour to be mined in any of the situations now. About the only thing that was nice to see (and it wasn't a nice action by the character) was to see the jerk ass Karev return. He had become such a nice guy and I sort of missed the cocky Karev from seasons ago. The show has lost a bit of bite with Burke, I am afraid to say, eliminating a good dynamic between Isiah Washington and Sandra Oh. George's wife is severely overmatched as chief and doesn't remotely strike me as one. I don't care about her enough to even look up her name (Ramirez? Gonzalez? Pedro? Whocares?) which totally escapes me right now.

I don't know how this show is going to fix itself. The treacle music must go now. The Snow Patrol thing is done. I mean, they could easily use the same song each week. I have no way of differentiating between any of the slow songs used at the end of each episode to make the viewers cry and to tie up all the plots that share a common theme while Meredith's voice narrates the obvious for us.

Inspired by my NFL football day (Cleveland and San Diego win!! This week we had to make TWO picks) here are some fearless predictions:

2 to 1 odds that Karev and Grey's half sister hook up.
2 to 1 odds that as soon as Grey and McDreamy become official, Grey's half sister will somehow bungle the entire thing.
5 to 1 odds that George ends up without either of his two ladies.
10 to 1 odds that the Asian intern girl, Lucy (crap, George's wife's name is Callie Torres... could not avoid that information) is the quarter sister of Yang. How can you be a quarter sibling? Grey's Anatomy writers will somehow figure out a plausible explanation.

Interesting fact: The actress who plays "Lucy" is a Korean adoptee. Her name is Joy Osmanski. Sandra Oh is Korean. Will Yun Lee from Bionic Woman is Korean. The sales guy from Chuck is Korean. And let's not forget about our two Lost actors, Daniel Dae Kim and Yunjin Kim. This is the height of Koreans in Hollywood. Domination is inevitable. Oh and as if that wasn't enough, John Cho, from Harold and Kumar fame has been cast to play Sulu in the brand new Star Trek movie. A Korean playing the most famous Asian character ever? And a Japanese one to boot? What am I getting at?

I have no idea, but when you are Korean, you tend to notice these sorts of things.

100 to 1 odds: Addison returns back to Seattle Grace, bringing 2/5ths of her coworkers (let's say Taye Diggs and Tim Daly, because they are nice looking gentlemen) and asks to combine their two hospitals into a brand new super show called Grey's Privates.

Really is anything private for Meredith if she is willing to continually have sex at her work, IN A HOSPITAL!!! Does anyone else find it disturbing that these two adults can't wait to get it on back in their private residence? Once may be plausible, but I believe Meredith and Derek have slept with each other more than 5 times at the hospital. Grody to the max. The hospital is supposed to be a clean place.

1000 to 1 odds: Rob actually stops watching Grey's Anatomy.

1500 to 1 odds: Rob manages to say something positive about the show.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Bionic Woman, The Office, 30 Rock

Episode 2: So mad! They could have done such a good training episode. Instead, they show Jamie Sommers doing some karate and some one hand chin-ups (OK she did look pretty hot doing that) and then running. RUNNING! We know she can run fast. You need to train to be a faster runner? What a let down.

I don't know what to make of this show. Some potential for some cool moments. Some of the action scenes do deliver. Jamie breaking the guy's ribs while making out with a random guy was a good chuckle. I will hold my judgement on this show.

Question: If Will was dying, why the heck did they not use the same technology on Bionic Woman to save his own life? Kinda stupid to me. And hey it is Dr. Burke from Grey's Anatomy! Do you think he will perform surgery? Will he say some homophobic remarks to lose this job as well? Was it weird to see Dr. Burke holding a gun? Once a giver of life, he now takes it away.

The Office:

Pam and Jim are outed. Michael's spech and gathering of the two was priceless. Michael driving into the lake following his GPS... excellent. Man, I love this show. I also want to punch Ryan the temp in the face. What a slimey weasel. I love how he struck out with Pam. Best comedy on TV. I am said when all these special one hour episodes end later this month.

30 Rock:
Funny to think two similar themed shows started on NBC. Both revolved around a Saturday Night Live theme. Funny how only 30 Rock survived (bye bye Studio 60). To be honest, this show was pretty bad for 1-3 episodes last year. Then the writing became more focused, the actors understood their roles, and things started humming along. I really enjoy my Thursday NBC comedy lineup and I know I may be shot for saying this, but I think it is almost better than the old "Must See TV" days. I mean it is tough to beat Seinfeld, but Friends was vastly overrated. It wasn't that funny. The current line-up of My Name is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock, and Scrubs is as solid as the KLM line (that's Krutov, Larionov, and Makarov to you hockey ignoramuses out there).

Speaking of Seinfeld, it was great to see Jerry Seinfeld guesting on this episode. The different uses of Seinfeld was midly amusing, but mostly disturbing. Seinfeld did prove once again that his acting skills are lacking, but I did like his acknowledgement of his shameless plug for his new movie, Bee Movie. (From the commercial, I find it disturbing that it looks like a bee is dating a human. I am not against interspecies dating, I just hate bees. OK I am deadly scared of them.)

30 Rock rocks! What a lame line. 30 Rock rocks!

OK I hope those are enough posts for now. You probably won't hear from me for a couple of days or so. Enjoy Thursday night viewing!

PS I forgot about Chuck and The Reaper. Still sticking with these new ones. Chuck tries hard to do everything but I really like Chuck. The Reaper... so quirky and I am enjoying it, so these guys still make my PVR cut.

Also, please all hail the PVR machine. Without it, I could not watch all these shows. Possibly my favourite invention behind the wheel, iPod, and electric toothbrush. Maybe the toilet makes that list as well.

More stuff...

I feel like I sounded really bitter in my summary of Heroes. I will talk about one show that I am fully enjoying.

House! What a great premise interviewing different candidates. It was great to see the crew from last year (Cameron, Chase, and Foreman!). What I didn't buy in this week's episode is House letting the one girl (I have no idea what her name is) off the hook for her mistake. What a cop out for the writers. They can't write her off because she is too pretty. I am sure she will become a regular on the show. What I hate is knowing that Kal Penn has already signed on for more episodes, so he is pretty much going to make the cut as well.

Touching moment of the night? House saying "I love you" to Cuddy. What a great dynamic between these two characters. Also, I chuckled when both of these guys were show to give an extra sideways glance as they watched Cuddy in a skirt walking away from them down the hallway.

My Name is Earl:
This show can be infantile, juvenile, silly, and tends to tie up many plots with deus ex machina, and other contrived coincidences. However, I fully enjoy this show. There is something just feel good about the show. I like how the writers manage to mock all of the characters, yet they show a human side to each of them. The line between comedy and karma works for me. This season's interesting twist has Earl in jail. Again, network TV has come a long way. The third episode showed two guys kissing and I don't think there was a mention of it anywhere, which I think is a good indication that people are becoming a bit more relaxed out there. Remember the brouhaha in the infamous Seinfeld "Contest" episode? They couldn't even say the word that they wanted to say.

Where was I? My Name is Earl features great work by the entire cast and is good for a chuckle or so.

Quick Pick Summary

Well I am super behind, but I have been watching TV.

First, I hope you are watching the second episode of Pushing Daisies. The first episode was a super slick setup with a very confining plot device. The main character, Ned, can bring back the dead with a touch of his hand, but if they stay alive for more than a minute, someone else in the vicinity dies. The kicker is if he touches the person again, they will die for good. Factor in Ned bringing back the love of his life and you have some great potential at work here. My only concern is how this will possibly play over an entire series.

How I Met Your Mother:

I am no prude, but it is amazing how far TV has come. The third episode revolves around Ted's potential threesome. A topic like this would have sent out some ripples. Now, no one even bats an eye. I still watch this show for Barney. Legend... wait for it! -dary

Gossip Girl:
This show is quickly turning into my guiltest pleasure. However, I need to address one thing... I find it disturbing that these are all teenagers. Do they go to school? Do they do anything else besides going to brunches and soirees? For some reason I am becoming a fan of Serena. Didn't like her character at all, but now? She is pretty cool. Once again, I have no real justification for my reason. If you like the OC, I think you will like this show.

Heroes:
I can't stand all these multiple storylines. The twins, Alejandro and Maya... do I really care about dark stuff flowing out of their eyes? Enough of them. Nikki is back! BOOOOOO. Micah looks like he is 10 years older. He is no longer cute. Child actors absolutely kill the continuity of shows. Somehow we need to figure out how to stunt children so they will be perfectly preserved to look the same age (kidding!). I don't like West, the new love interest of Claire's. He has that moppy haircut and I find him creepy. The flying scene with him and Claire was just a bad hokey version of the flying scene from Superman 1. Give Peter his memory back. More Sylar! This show has not been creating enough mystery. Things are just unfolding with too many storylines. I hope we can see something that drives the show forward in a way that Heroes did in Season 1. The first half of "Save the Cheerleader, save the world" created interest. The second half with the mystery of HRG worked very well to give the show some pace along with the unfolding events of New York possibly blowing up. So far there is no plot to unspool and connect all of these different characters.

Also, I want to know why Ando keeps a samurai sword at work? If I brought a sword to work, I think I might be fired. Wouldn't a more appropriate place be, hmmm I don't know, maybe your home?

Even Hiro has been failing me. We don't even get to see Kensei take on those 99 Ronin. That sounded cool.

Desperate Housewives

Sunday ABC

There was a spot on 72nd and Scott Road in North Delta that was a graveyard for restaurants. I remember growing up and driving by that area and noticing that no matter what restaurant came in there, a few months later, it would be gone. I vaguely remember a restaurant “Georgie’s” among many of the restaurants that met their demise in that cursed location. I always felt sad when I saw a new restaurant appear there, because you just knew they would be doomed. Weren’t these owners aware of the history of that location? Could they not sense the futility of trying to start a business there? Did they not know the preordained fate of that location? It was only until the arrival of White Spot did the curse break. White Spot stabilized the constant upheaval of that site. It took an established name to finally settle things down. (Actually, the Cactus Club in North Delta also did the same thing for a similarly cursed location down near 84th Ave).

The house of mystery on Desperate Housewives reminds me of the rotating restaurants. How many different new neighbours have moved into that house harbouring some sort of secret? I think every season has seen some family hiding something in that house. Wouldn’t a real estate seller recognize the terrible history of this house? Wouldn't the neighbours push to condemn this house?

Rant over.

So far through two episodes, I have been duly impressed with the storylines that have been on display. Bree vs the new neighbour (Dana Delaney, where have you been?) has been delicious. The Carlos-Edie-Gabby triangle has been great. And finally, it has been nice to see that with Susan and Mike finally together, the writers have managed to still put Susan in some amusing situations. Susan's visit to get her daughter Julie, dressed up in a negligee and getting mistaken for a hooker was pretty funny.


I know many people are dubious of this show. It is campy at times, but I do enjoy the whimsical nature of the show. I only wish that the great Nathan Fillion could be used in a better manner.

Pop Junk Summary: Sweet as Lik-M-Stick powder... dissolves quickly in your mouth and then it is gone.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Plenty to be thankful for...

Well, I have been making an assignment for the past three hours for one of my Masters courses and I needed to take a break.

I hope all of you are enjoying your turkey dinners with family and friends. Today I heard someone speak on the difficulties children face growing up in Cambodia. Imagine being sold by your family for cash to the sex trade industry at the age of eight? What I heard goes beyond my own reality and it is a reminder that I have so much to be thankful for as I complain about mundane issues like why America’s Top Model sucks, or when the heck Ryan Shannon will hit an open net (wait, he already did).

My particular assignment has been looking at pop culture vs elite art. It has been very interesting reading all the differing opinions about what constitutes high art or what elevates art beyond “low” level art. The definitions of “mass culture” or “pop culture” change depending on who is speaking. Personally, I know what I like and I know what causes emotions in me. I can fully appreciate why Michelangelo’s David is considered to be one of the finest sculptures out there (I was truly in awe), yet I can also appreciate the comedic musings of a classic Simpsons episode (season 4 is my favourite). I also appreciate that I have the wherewithal to view and experience all forms of art and that I have the opportunity to speak my mind if I wish. Seeing Rembrandt’s Night Watch in person is something that I have been lucky enough to experience. I have been lucky enough to see Radiohead live as well. (How cool is it that Radiohead is allowing you to name your price for their new disc?) These experiences are luxuries that some cannot partake in.

As you can see I do enjoy many forms of art. I have always enjoyed television. I know many people look down on this form of entertainment. I agree that the majority of television is unhealthy. However, this medium can be illuminating at times, and it can even challenge. But I am not fooling myself. I certainly realize all that I view and review are not necessary. But then, sociologists like Herbert Gans would argue otherwise.

What am I getting at? Simply that I am truly thankful that I can partake in “Pop Junk”, because this means I have freedom that many people do not have. Whether or not I am using this freedom wisely is another discussion entirely.

I watched a lot of TV yesterday, so I will get to some reviews sooner or later. I got to go back to work. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Pushing Daisies

I forgot! This show premiering on ABC Wednesday is getting great reviews. Make sure to check it out.

Heroes

Season 2 Episode 2

This show suffers from a problem that faces many fantasy/sci-fi novels. Books like the Wishsong of Shannara, Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time (after book 3) and a host of others, introduce way too many characters and what happens is the author is forced to follow different storylines. When I was younger I would read faster just so I could get to the storylines and characters that I enjoyed. Too many competing storylines is a bad thing sometimes.

Heroes got into trouble with that last year. This episode, even though lots happened, was quite slow, because it advanced the plots of so many different characters in small increments.

We were left wanting to see more Peter (his powers are kick ass now) and more Hiro (I was so made when I thought they were getting rid of Sark... Alias reference).

Claire is cool, but I think the new potential bf is a bit of weirdo. I just don't like the look of him. Plus he seems really stalkerish.

Mohinder... please go away.

I enjoy episodes that focus more on one character. Thank goodness we still haven't seen Jessica/Niki and family. I can't wait to see Sylar.